I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tip-toe-ing nearer
Just listen to teacher.
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
And injustice deliciously squared
For the death of the king!
No, fool, we're going to kill him... and Simba too!
No king, No king, nah nah nah nah nah nah!
Hey, but you just said uh...
YEA!!!!!! Long live the king!
It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored
So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
(Ooooh, lah, lah, lah!)
(We'll have food!)
(Lots of food)
Decades of denial
Is simply why I'll
Be king undisputed
And seen for the wonder I am
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared