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Gaston:
Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the
wrong man! No one says "no" to Gaston!
LeFou:
Heh heh. Darn right.
Gaston:
Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly Humiliated!
Why, it's more than I can bear.
LeFou:
More beer?
Gaston:
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
LeFou:
Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
LeFou:
Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips
Cronies:
No one hits like Gaston
Townsman:
Matches wits like Gaston
LeFou:
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
Gaston:
I'm espcially good at expectorating
(Ptooey!)
Chorus:
Ten points for Gaston!
Chorus:
No one shoots like Gaston makes those beauts like Gaston
LeFou:
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
Gaston:
I use antlers in all of my decorating
Chorus:
Say it again
Who's a man among men?
And then say it once more
Who's the hero next door?
Who's a super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
LeFou:
And his name's G-A-S- T -
G-A-S-T - E -
G-A-S-T-O - oh!
Chorus:
Gaston
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