If I didn't have you
(Eric Idle & Don Rickles)

Cornwall:
I'd be rocking with the dinos
Swinging with the rhinos
I'd de-dragonize this cave in a minute
Cornwall, they would sing
'Cause I would be the dragon king
I would love this world without you in it!
If I didn't have you!

Devon:
If you didn't have me?

Cornwall:
If I didn't have you!

Devon:
Well, how about if I didn't have you, huh?

Both:
Oh, what I could be if there was only me!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!

Kayley:
Stop bickering and get your act together.

Devon:
Act? Did someone say act? I can act!
If only I had seperate parts
My career would be the arts
I'd be the star of Camelot
You'd be the half that the whole world forgot!
If I didn't have you!

Cornwall:
I should be so lucky!

Devon:
If I didn't have you!

Cornwall:
Oh, wait! You'd be dead!

Both:
Oh, what I could be if there was only me!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!

Devon:
Trapped! Aah! Trapped!

Cornwall:
Stuck here with you for 500 years!

Devon:
Oh dear, it's learned to count.

Cornwall:
If you'd got me a good lawyer
I would have split 400 years ago.

Devon:
Now, listen here, pal!
I didn't come here to be insulted!

Cornwall:
Oh? Where do you usually go?

Devon:
I'd be a fire-breathing lizard!

Cornwall:
I'd be one high-flying wizard!

Devon:
You'd be nothing without me!
You'd be extinct! You'd cease to be!

Cornwall:
I'm so tired of your nagging!

Devon:
And I'm so tired of your bragging!

Cornwall:
Without me you'd have no brain

Both with Background Voices:
With which to think!

Cornwall:
I'd be rocking with the dinos
Swinging with the rhinos
I'd de-dragonize this cave in a minute
Cornwall, they would sing
'Cause I would be the dragon king

Devon:
If only I had seperate parts
My career would be the arts
I'd be the star of Camelot

Both:
I would love this world without you in it!
If I didn't have you!

Background Voices:
If I didn't have you!

Both:
If I didn't have you!

Background Voices:
If I didn't have you!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Devon:
This way! Let me lead!

Background Voices:
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Cornwall:
No, this way, twinkletoes!

Both:
Life could be so sweet if these were both my feet!
What I'd do if I didn't have you!

Devon:
I got you, babe!

Both:
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
Well, if I didn't,
Oh, if I didn't, have you!

Cornwall:
Thank you very much!

Devon:
Thank you very much!

Cornwall:
Thank you!

Devon:
Devon has left the building!

Cornwall:
You've never sung before have you?

If I didn't have you (Eric Idle & Don Rickles)

If I didn't have you
(Eric Idle & Don Rickles)